LilyPatootie

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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gufiaoo:

When my mom throws a family party

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epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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f-reska:

rehush:

im-nialls-snowflake:

embarasing:

r-z:

forebidden:

unsettled-dust:

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL BUT I SAW IT ON YAHOO NEWS OMG

wait what happened?!

there was like a riot in Vancouver & in the middle of it all this happened

omg vancouver is tumblr famouz

that girl started having like a panic attack and her bf was trying to calm her down

this is what you call love,

i reblog this everytime.

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

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mako-symptoms:

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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this is extremely accurate 

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unsociablewhore:

helloquat:

unsociablewhore:

guys if I cut off my right butt cheek would I be left behind

DELETE YOUR BLOG

excuse you but that took me an hour and a half to come up with and i am a genius therefore this post was genius now shush u rude blockheaded crouton.

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rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

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inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
OUTLASTING